Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Africa's "By Force" Westernization




                                             
Hi guys! Ever felt sexually harassed when someone sags and you can see their buttocks? Ever been molested in the name of pecking as a form of greeting? Ever felt bad for someone who keeps forcing "abroad" accent? LOL. If you answered yes to any of those questions, please watch this webisode and of course, SUBSCRIBE!!!

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Girls: Relationship Turnoffs/Romance Deal Breakers





This is the part 2 I promised a month ago. I address relationship turnoffs from a guy's perspective:

1. Dirty woman: woman, your underwear is torn. Overwear is torn. Clothes are dirty. You now look battered shattered tattered haggard.

2. 24/7 scantily clad woman. I have seen girls even trying to wear skimpy stuff in winter. Really???

3. Overly made up woman. Please don't look like a masquerade all the time. Let your face breathe.

4. Insecure, loud and violent woman. Not only men are aggressive. There are aggressive women too. Ladies, if you see your man talking to another girl, terminator 3 mode activated! Rachettness.

5. Dependent woman. Carry your money to restaurant on your date. Offer to split the check. Don’t always ask men to bring

6. Woman who bombards social media with photos and life history. If you now breakup, you’ll look like a serial dater.

7. Still keep pursuing individual interests. Because we are now dating, I’m mary and you're Joseph, our facebook accounts need not be MaryandJoseph Adeyemi. or maryandjosephadeyemi@gmail.com. We have to wear aso-ebi/uniform everyday everywhere. Why? Are we siamese twins? Don't be too clingy!

8. Ladies who form. Don’t try to be what you’re not because you think that’s what the guy likes. if you can’t sweep, you can’t. period. If you’re an nkwobi and ewedu chic, don’t form pasta and shawarma. Ewedu is actually healthier than sharwarma.

9. Ladies who front and keep keeping guys in suspense. It’s either yes or no. This is 2015. We’re not gonna do the suspense thing. Playing hard to get is so 1990.